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officialpigeon:

*adopts 420 dogs* this isn’t even a joke im literally gonna adopt 420 dogs

(via lubricates)

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tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

(via pizza)

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phobias:

"prince williams ain’t do it right if you ask me, cause i was him i would have married kate and ashley"

phobias:

"prince williams ain’t do it right if you ask me, cause i was him i would have married kate and ashley"

(Source: whothefuckislily, via happiest)

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stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

(via unescapable)

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(via bonus)

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unprintable:

How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

(via stability)

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

(via orgasm)

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babyferaligator:

landorus:

im gonna die w a boner i know it

die hard

(Source: landorus, via unsmokable)

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chillingbythefirewhileweeating:

swag:

on you

fondue

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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harryedward:

weilandbitchweilandbitch:

harryedward:

“who could scroll past this” me

Oh my god that URL is my dad’s name!!!!

thats my daddy’s name too ;) 

(via assvvipe)